blood-sweat-thc:

captainoftoast:

Im so pUMPED FOR CANADA dAY IM GOIng to shovE AN ENTIRE hoCKEY STICK UP My ASS

easy there - don’t forget to use syrup

im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
*whispers*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

*sheds a single tear*

*whispers*

"It’s an American"

*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

tupacabra:

i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye

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awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

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opticallyaroused:

Gummy Bear Art! ~ It was only a matter of time

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